Goat does boat ride

[Korrie]

On second thought, the New Zealanders and Aussies like sheep, that goat does look a bit tender walking away from you......

[Gerrit Viljoen]

Lekke Torrie now I know what goes on in that head of yours... :wink:

[Gerrit Viljoen]

Goeie daad daai, baie mense sou aanhou roei en gaan vis. Well done G

Dankie Mario toe ek daai blêr hoor het ek ingekatrol en gemotor dat daai my wires amper brand hehe!!

[Herman Jooste]

Korrie, remember, research has shown, in addition to complimenting her finer, non physiological attributes, flowers, chocolates or some other kind of gift on a first date results in Lollypop Land, 87.3% of the time.

Bertu, seriously WTF ??????????? Maybe I'm in DOFF mode.
Whatever you smoking I want some.

[Troep]

'n Bok is 'n bliksem!! ek het al op die plaas gesien, n skaap maak dit gewoonlik nie as hy ini water val, maar n bok is nogals taai, hulle het maniere om uit enige plek uit te kom. Dit lyk altyd of bokke die lewe terg, altyd op die kleinste plekkie loop op die hoogste afgrond, ek se jou n bok is n bliksem...

[Gerrit Viljoen]

So week later hengel ek daai spot weer raai wat gebeur toe? 'n Koei moer in maar gelukkig was dit vlak genoeg om uit te kom....

[Scythe]

: Maybe I'm in DOFF mode.
Whatever you smoking I want some.

Herman, that is ofcourse entirely possible, but in the case of my original jab at Korrie, I'd like to mention three things :

ambiguous
amˈbɪgjʊəs/
adjective
adjective: ambiguous
1.
open to more than one interpretation; not having one obvious meaning.
"ambiguous phrases"

humour
ˈhjuːmə/
noun
1.
the quality of being amusing or comic, especially as expressed in literature or speech.
"his tales are full of humour"

and...

Main Entry: 1chirp
Pronunciation: \ˈchərp\
Function: verb
Etymology: imitative
Date: 1557
intransitive verb
: to make a chirp or a sound resembling a chirp
transitive verb
: to utter with a cheerful liveliness

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[Korrie]

Nee wat Gerrit, die diere praat.
en almal wil nou 'n beurt kry.

[Korrie]

As jy weer gaan, sal daar 'n trop bokke wees wat wag vir jou en 'n moerse klomp koeie.
Pas net op as die bul jou wil ry, sorry, wil saam ry.

[Scythe]

Ag toe nou Korrie, now you're being entirely ambiguous.

Subtle ... no, ambiguous ... To indicate in the affirmative.