Originally Posted by
rols
ha ha ha
peed myself here. reading with great interest thinking you got a good contact for pelts...great one liam
Little boy ask's his dad rather sadly,
"Dad when our pet peter the rabbit dies where does he go"
His father replies
"well son when peter the rabbit dies he will go to heaven and live with all the other rabbits, it will sad but on that day we will have a party to celebrate the joy he bought our family we will invite all your freinds from school and we will eat ice cream and jelly lots of chocholate,cool drink we will have a bouncy castle a clown and after we will go fishing"
The little boy looks at his dad with a big grin
.
"can we f#@king kill him now"
I think no innocent species of wit or pleasantry should be suppressed; and that a good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation.
James Boswell.
[T]his planet is covered with sordid men who demand that he who spends time fishing shall show returns in fish. ~Leonidas Hubbard, Jr.
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