leeries at zandvlei

[swsmith]

You cant even bite you line with your teeth(not that you should ) for fear of dying before you reach your car. Not my type of fishing. I prefer to be able to drink the water I fish in.

If you want a good fight tie your line to the end of your girlfriends moms poodle's tail, that will also give you a good fight.

it sure aint the prettiest but beggers cant be choosers........im still standing after numerous attempts of testing the salinity in my mouth...

[swsmith]

Guys- I know of this insane spot where the leeries jump out of the water and into your cortina boot about 2 hours away from here. If you want I'll post directions and give tactics as well. Please note that all fish caught must be kept and I charge R80/kg.

welcome back mr cox......

[croozer]

Kewl Kev please send....

Just made a bit of space in my bakkie ( moved the speakers to inside now )

Only R80 a kg , good price !!!

[Chris Shelton]

it sure aint the prettiest but beggers cant be choosers........im still standing after numerous attempts of testing the salinity in my mouth...

I'm not surprised, no amount of bacteria can penetrate the amount of verbal abuse that comes out of that dirty mouth of yours everytime you drop a leerie

[swsmith]

luckily ive had you there to tail my fish for me chris......i have trained the rest that tag along to do the same......they are getting there slowly.....no names mentioned.......

[Garage]

So how many people were at Zandvlei this morning?

Is it worth taking the boerie roll stand tomorrow morning?

[Chris Shelton]

So how many people were at Zandvlei this morning?

Is it worth taking the boerie roll stand tomorrow morning?

Always worth it. If I recall correctly, Rols captured the market with his boerie stand during last years rush and landed up buying himself a mansion (cash nogal) in Durbanville with the proceeds

[swsmith]

boerie rolls are so last season.....i think you should try something new...

[chris williams]

But then you can't call him 'Boerie Rols'?

[KevinC]

I am busy finalising a course which I will offer to all flytalk readers at a special discount.

The course is to be entitled "Close quarter defensive tactics- how to become the cortina king at sandvlei"

In this course I will teach all students:

1. how to correctly use a taser;
2. how to tase a bergie when he stumbles into you;
3. camo and fly fishing- how to fish sandvlei without being seen;
4. no holds barred street fighting tactics which will ENSURE that you will always end up the victor in flyfisherman v flyfisherman battles;
5. How to correctly inject yourself intravenously with antibiotics after coming into contact with sandvlei water;
6. What to do when you are fishing and Agent Smith arrives with his entourage;
7. How to defrost a snoek and make it look freshly fly caught;
8. And lastly, a special extra for all members of flytalk only- How to actively advertise your boerewors stand amongst the flyfishing fraternity.


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