leeries at zandvlei

[Chris Shelton]

I am busy finalising a course which I will offer to all flytalk readers at a special discount.

The course is to be entitled "Close quarter defensive tactics- how to become the cortina king at sandvlei"

In this course I will teach all students:

1. how to correctly use a taser;
2. how to tase a bergie when he stumbles into you;
3. camo and fly fishing- how to fish sandvlei without being seen;
4. no holds barred street fighting tactics which will ENSURE that you will always end up the victor in flyfisherman v flyfisherman battles;
5. How to correctly inject yourself intravenously with antibiotics after coming into contact with sandvlei water;
6. What to do when you are fishing and Agent Smith arrives with his entourage;
7. How to defrost a snoek and make it look freshly fly caught;
8. And lastly, a special extra for all members of flytalk only- How to actively advertise your boerewors stand amongst the flyfishing fraternity.


Special thanks to Ford for their endless support and sponsorship.

Whahahahaha....now that's really funny!

I especially love the defrosted snoek line

[swsmith]

kevin just to clear up......its not by my choice that they follow me......its the sandvlei odour which has infected my skin and now difusses into the air at its own will.....they follow on account of the smell and the thought that they may also land a silver(sometimes green ) bullet.....

[rols]

no more boerrie rols....we now doing bunny chow....very aromatic and might help with stephens odour

[Chris Shelton]

no more boerrie rols....we now doing bunny chow....very aromatic and might help with stephens odour

Sounds good. Any chance you could be there a bit earlier than last year though. As you may have heard, I'm fishing at night these days to avoid the maddening crowds. 5am on my way home would be good

[Nepptune]

But then you can't call him 'Boerie Rols'?

I can't believe no one has commented on this!!!!! Chris you crack me up bru..... Too funny... and sharp for a Friday!!!

[chris williams]

Sorry, thought you guys had all taken this afternoon off to set up your hawkers' stalls outside the 'Admiral Shelton' pub at Zandvlei?

We'll take good care of your ChrisS and I will personally ensure he has maximum two tots from Herman's foul hipflask on Sunday, provided you save him a blaasop/redbait sushi combo for his return to your quiet shores..

Good W/E!

[Herman Jooste]

I can't believe no one has commented on this!!!!! Chris you crack me up bru..... Too funny... and sharp for a Friday!!!

That's only "cos He had a liquid lunch

We who know him would expect no less, or he would be banned fron all future Vaal/Orange/Rhodes get togethers.

[chris williams]

I'm glad someone has faith in me, Herman! Pleae only fill your flask with a single alcoholic witblitz not one of your deadly cyanide combos!