The only nubile blonde there was my daughter so we won't go there, so to speak! The only other blonde there was Mrs Gil and she was dispensing the pints, thus she was indispensable
However a reasonable Irish composite of Father Jack/Baldric/Mr Ples was in attendance in your Lordship's absence, and did an admirable if somewhat silent substitution on One's Behalf
We got two T-shirts from the Caves.
The one a fair representation of Homo Geelvaalensis's Avatar with the question underneath 'Who's Your Daddy?'
And another with a pic of Mrs Ples in full knuckle-bruising stride with underneath 'Learn To Say 'Homo Erectus' Without Giggling'
Methinks I'll have to have over these to Herman one of these days..
The more you know, the less you need (Aboriginal Australian proverb)
Only dead fish swim with the stream (Malcolm Muggeridge)
The thot plickens.....
As a gentleman of leisure you are no doubt familiar with the English breakfast of champions, to wit, kedgeree. Herewith a method in which one may end up replete on the couch with a cuppa and the Times crossword by noon if the the butler rolls in drunk at 4am on a Sunday morning and fails to deliver one's bacon and eggs as is the custom:
1 cup flaked cooked haddock (see if you can get the real salty beastie, not the orange horror sold as haddock at supermarkets.)
1 cup flaked smoked snoek
2 shallots, finely chopped
1 clove garlic, crushed and chopped fine
1 small chopped chili (optional)
1 teaspoon curry powder
1/2 teaspoon cumin seeds
4 boiled eggs, roughly diced
2 cups cold cooked rice
Large knob of butter
Place the butter and shallots in a medium hot pan and allow to cook gently until transparent. Add the cumin, garlic, chili and curry powder. Fry for around two minutes then add the fish and egg. Stir around for a minute or two, add the rice and warm through. Add salt and pepper to taste and pack into a teacup to mould into shape. Press down firmly but don't squash it. Turn out onto a plate and serve with buttered toast and Earl Grey tea.
Last edited by Lardbeast; 03-05-08 at 07:35 PM.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. H. L. Mencken
Every decent man is ashamed of his government.
Lardbeast
TRY this:
1 WHOLE SMOKED TROUT.( flaked) ie boneless.
2 COOK RICE IN LEMON/ BLACK PEPPER SPICED WATER.
3 Leave both to cool.
4 chop garlic, green /red/yellow peppers finely.
5 chop onions finely.
6 mix all in a platter by hand, adding balsamic vinegar/ lime juice, salt and more pepper to taste.
7 Drip with olive oil. virgin.
A great salad which can be served hot or cold.
Dave
Last edited by poppernel; 04-05-08 at 05:03 PM.
Handle every situation like a dog.- If you cant hump it, piss on it and walk away. --JASPER.
Dang! That sounds good. Go well with some crusty bread and a dish of aioli and some chilis in oil.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. H. L. Mencken
Every decent man is ashamed of his government.
Will do. I use green chilis chopped and put in olive oil with a squeeze of lemon juice, salt and garlic. Goes well with everything and just plain pasta with that on it and a quick sprinkle of blue cheese is brilliant.
Another one is to take a tin of anchovies, oil and all and chuck it into a mortar and pestle (sans tin of course). Grind it up fine then add a drop of olive oil and a couple of cloves of garlic. Grind to a paste and chuck it into a bowl with a handful of capers. Throw in a pile of cooked linguine and mix well to coat it all with the garlic and anchovy mix. You can throw in a couple of black olives as well if you have them to hand. Couple of shavings of parmesan over it all and shovel it down the hatch. Quick, easy and blerrie lekker!!
Last edited by Lardbeast; 04-05-08 at 05:42 PM.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. H. L. Mencken
Every decent man is ashamed of his government.
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