A blond decided to go fishing. She set up her stool and was about to cut her hole in the ice when a voice boomed out "there are no fish there".
Stunned, she moved to another spot and again the voice boomed out : "there are no fish under the ice!"
She moved a few metres and the same thing happened again,\.
Trembling she asked " Is that you Lord?"
"No" came the booming reply " I'm the ice rink manager"
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