You must be sh*tting me - Part 2

[redhumpy]

Anyone wants to gues what this is?
Now you can test your flies in the comfort of your own bathroom - have a bath, wash between the toes, drag a fly around you in the bath and see if you can get the fish to race in a cirlce.


Have a look at the link - it is totally stupid.
http://totallyabsurd.com/fishbath.htm


Not to mention this one.



Now everyone can use the intro stealth start and explorer stream reels as you have no use for the drag anyway.

see the stupid link:
http://totallyabsurd.com/flyingfish.htm

[chris williams]

Bath
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Instead of 'blowing bubbles' in the bath you could maybe attach a pipe from the 'aquarium' to the relevant body part and transfer the gas to the fishes for a bit of extra eco-friendly aeration? If you've yellowfish, the additional vapours and bits of solid may well remind them of their halcyon days back in the Vaal? Should be interesting watching them spawn. Maybe you can tease them by wearing waders in the bath and pretending to trample all over their eggs?

Balloon
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Maybe you can inflate this with your body gases as well for an eco-friendly solution, and use this around the bath? Once a fish takes your fly, you simply frat into the balloon and the fish gets hooked.
For Nationals, maybe you can introduce these balloons, with a marshall in each, per competitor? Presume this though would be a long-drop not a long-line release, unless the balloon had a winch to haul the fish up to be measured, then a water chute to release the fish back in the water. Maybe it's not such a good idea after all, as with some of the Cape winds, competitors may need about 3000 metres of backing