7/17/07
Characters.
The clash of personalities progresses like an open ocean windswell raging across a breaker reef. The chef gave his two weeks notice today... that should be interesting.
We have a unique group in camp this week. The ringleader (and financier) has been fishing up here with the owner of this camp for fifteen years; since this place was four tents and a guide. This man is a very wealthy individual who runs a sucessful factory business. Every year he brings a group of twenty (give or take) people with him. This group consists mainly of his blue-collar employees and their sons. He also brings his two sons and a few of their friends along. The scene is one you rarely see in a high-dollar fishing camp; a crew of guys with chew pushing out their bottome lips in camo neoprene chucking hardware and sucking down canned budweiser as fast as we can supply it.
To be perfectly honest, this is not the culture with which I am most familiar, and they don't practice the style of fishing that I particularly enjoy, but in some ways, these guys are refreshing.
Often I take people fishing who are not capable of truly appreciating the experience because they have the means to go on such a trip whenever they choose. If their expectations are not met they are disappointed, and depending on the circumstances, those expectations may not be attainable. These guys are content to sit on the side of the river, drink beer, huck metal and grin from ear to ear. They may not be the greatest sportsmen in the world (they don't really care where they hook the salmon, so long as they hook them) but they are easy to guide and they are a dose of reality in a surreal existence. Since the kings are so incredibly late this year, they can't do too much damage to our king fishery (yet) and I really don't care how many sockeye they snag, since we've had two million plus blow past us already (last year our whole run was just over a million).
The ringleader of this whole crowd (we'll call him Dan) is a salt-of-the-earth type of guy. This is a man who could buy and sell most of the clientele we get here but arrived in shoes with duct tape holding one of the soles on. He brings his emloyees up here because these are the people he spends his time with, and he gets a kick out of giving this sort of experience to the good people who help make him money. He's charters planes just for the beer they drink. I even heard a story about him sending out a plane with one case of whiskey on it...just because somebody wanted whiskey. He's a very generous man but he's not the kind of man who's patience I wish to test. So far as I can tell, he will gladly throw down and kick the shit out of anyone standing in his way, literally or figuratively. Like I said, a blue-collar kind of guy.
Today Dan had all twenty two of his guys go to the same gravel bar with six guides and organized a sockeye tournament. Dan made the rules and it was Dan's tournament so it was a foregone conclusion that Dan's team was going to win. Considering the prize at stake was a jar of grape goober (the peanut butter and jelly pre-mix) it didn't really matter anyway. The rules were simple...no rules. People were throwing rocks into holes, slashing lines with knifes, kicking fish off of hooks, getting tackled into the water. It was the antithesis of the serious nature that so often accompanies the guiding that I do. No one cared about the big fish they did or did not get, about how their equipment performed, about their casting technique,it was about being there and having fun.
I wound up being the one doing the shuttle service at the end of the day but Dan wasn't ready to go home. So I sat out there until nine oclock at night as he talked with one of his machinists about life: raising kids to be tough and strong, how he worked his way up from being on food stamps, shooting deer in their home town, struggling to prove themselves as men in the eyes of their fathers, the mafia ties their grandparents each had, how to build the perfect shotgun, deaths of shared aquaintances, the aspects they couldn't understand about their teenage sons and the things that made them most proud. We sat out there so long that another guide brought us paper plates of dinner. I listened. I blended as best I could into the background. I tried my hardest not to intrude on a moment of sublime friendship. The bears wandered around us, feeding heavily in the evening cool, but didn't shatter our placidity with hostile posturing. I held a loaded shotgun on my lap and smelled the oncoming rain. When we were out of food and out of beer, the rain began and it was time to go home.
Do I want to spend an extra four hours on the river everyday? No. But it felt right today. If every group were like this, I would not work here, this is not the kind of guiding I came to do, but I would be lying if I said I didn't learn anything from these guys.
7/20/07
Stolen moments.
Today I was given a reprieve from dodging flying jewlery. The odd man out for the past few days was a lone Cabela's rep. One of the guys who checks out lodges and expeditions to see if Cabela's wants to send people to them. He's a perfectly nice flyfishing industry guy who was stuck in the midst of a group with whom hne did not belong. He left a few days early (not as a result of the other guests, that was always the plan) and today I was assigned to take him fishing downriver and then drop him off at his plane at three pm (all of our clients arrive by floatplane and are dropped off seventeen miles downriver, the only safe place to land).
He was set on trout and the fishing was slow, but the sun was shining and we got into a few fish. In truth it was one of those rare gorgeous days. Hot and sunny with just enough cloud cover to keep you from over heating and just enough breeze to keep the bugs at bay.
About two thirty we were cruising along, a seventeen year old fifty horse outboard pushing us through narrow channels and wide flats. Two miles separated our leaky boat from the landing spot when the motor began to lose power. Then it died entirely and refused to start again. I tried in vain to fix the problem but knew that I had little time to waste. If he was going to make that plane, we had to float down that river fast. This would not be a problem if we had an oar system that functioned. We had the oars, we were just missing the oar locks which were supposedly ordered two months ago and have mysteriously failed to arrive. Not to be dissuaded, I grabbed an oar, kneeled on the bow and did my best Huck Finn impression, paddling the eighteen foot skiff downstream. A mile or so later, we came upon a boat from another lodge. I poled us over to the gravel bar on which they were parked and kindly asked the guide if he would do me the favor of bringing my client and his luggage down to the pick up point. Here the subtext of the conversation was far more meaningful than the words exchanged. He was polite and courteous. Said things like: "that's how it is out here, we gotta help each other out". The uspoken meaning being that I am now in his debt, he can pull up to any hole he likes within sight of my boat and do so with a grin and a wave. Not that he will necessarily, but he can and I won't even complain. He did save my ass; I never would have gotten my guy to the plane on time. I hope I see him in town some day so I can buy him a beer.
So then I was sitting on a gravel bar.
The river flowed around me and I took a moment to relax before exhausting all of my mechanical skills trying to fix the engine. I failed. I noticed the chums busting on the surface in the seams downriver from me and figured that since I was stuck there, I might as well catch myself a couple of fish. Because I was going for chums I tied on this:
and expected to hook into some ugly, toothy salmon. Ten minutes later I hooked up and knew that it was no salmon, I was tied into a nice trout. She jumped and showed a gleaming stripe, bright in the rarity of sunshine and I few moments later I saw this at my feet.
Over the next hour and a half, I plied this frogwater hole teeming with calico salmon and hooked trout after trout. All my instincts told me they should not have been there and even if they were, they should not have hit the fly I was throwing out there and yet they persisted. Beautiful spotted creatures that looked like this:
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