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    Going bald??
    Good advice.

    If you go bald, get a tattoo of a rabbit, from a distance it will look like hare.
    Korrie Broos

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    Bwhahaha!

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    Who can work this one out?
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    Korrie Broos

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    Nymphing, adds depth to your fly fishing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korrie View Post
    Who can work this one out?
    Not really that funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by smallstreams.co.za View Post
    Not really that funny
    not funny, just a little clever word play "thepenismightierthanthesword"
    Korrie Broos

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    Nymphing, adds depth to your fly fishing.
    Nymphing, is fly fishing in another dimension

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    Sleeping fish
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    Nymphing, adds depth to your fly fishing.
    Nymphing, is fly fishing in another dimension

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    someone is missing a koi or goldfish
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    Nymphing, adds depth to your fly fishing.
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    And this Koi was caught by a friend of mine in the middle of the Karoo in a farm dam.
    Nobody knows where it came from, as none of the farmers upstream in this periodic stream had Koi's
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    Nymphing, adds depth to your fly fishing.
    Nymphing, is fly fishing in another dimension

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    Koos is van geboorte hewig skeel en vra raad vir sy oë by die dokter.
    Hy skryf brief toe 'n epos vir die dokter om sy probleem te verduidelik.
    Dokter antwoord aan Koos met die volgende voorskrif:
    "Plaas eiers op oë vir vyf minute lank elke dag.
    Hou behandeling vol vir twee maande".
    Koos skryf toe binne `n paar dae terug per e-pos:
    "Hi Dokter, Ek kon my eiers net tot by my naeltjie trek, toe kom my oë vanself reg.
    Dit was moer seer, maar ek sien nou soos 'n arend."
    Groetnis,
    Koos van der Merwe.
    Korrie Broos

    Don't go knocking on Death's door, ring the bell and run like hell. He hates it. (anon)
    Nymphing, adds depth to your fly fishing.
    Nymphing, is fly fishing in another dimension

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    Quote Originally Posted by Korrie View Post
    Koos is van geboorte hewig skeel en vra raad vir sy oë by die dokter.
    Hy skryf brief toe 'n epos vir die dokter om sy probleem te verduidelik.
    Dokter antwoord aan Koos met die volgende voorskrif:
    "Plaas eiers op oë vir vyf minute lank elke dag.
    Hou behandeling vol vir twee maande".
    Koos skryf toe binne `n paar dae terug per e-pos:
    "Hi Dokter, Ek kon my eiers net tot by my naeltjie trek, toe kom my oë vanself reg.
    Dit was moer seer, maar ek sien nou soos 'n arend."
    Groetnis,
    Koos van der Merwe.

    Ou wat hakkel vir vir selfde dokter:" E.e.ek w.w.wonder of dit ook s.s.sal h.h.help vir h.h.h.hakkel..."

    Dokter: " Nee.
    Jy moet eiers met 2 bakstene kap.
    Pasop net vir duime"
    Korrie Broos

    Don't go knocking on Death's door, ring the bell and run like hell. He hates it. (anon)
    Nymphing, adds depth to your fly fishing.
    Nymphing, is fly fishing in another dimension

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